HAPPY TURNTSGIVING EVERYONE!
Turntsgiving (n.) the day in Paris that coincidentally falls on the exact same American Holiday Thanksgiving, however, Turntsgiving is celebrated by two lone Americans who, to prepare for said Holiday, purchased matching sweatshirts and created their own make-shift Turntsgiving menu. The problem with Turntsgiving is that neither of the two had the day off to prepare a giant feast, and thus had to resort to instant mashed potatoes, chicken instead of turkey, and asparagus instead of stuffing or green been casserole or whatever else people eat on Thanksgiving. Ultimately, Turntsgiving shares all of the same emotional and gratitude-filled attributes as Thanksgiving, only to mask the sadness of being separated from family, food, and America the two lone Americans salvage their spirits by remaining "turnt" throughout the evening. see turnt.
Turnt (adj.) The most wonderful feeling in the world. Saught after by the biggest bousses and ballas, it can only be achieved when all 5 senses are stimulated to their fullest extent. The links between these senses cause the human brain to experience supernatural side effects, thus creating, the only way to reach maximum swag. Compliments of Urban Dictionary.
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taken as the pre-Turntsgiving family photo
by Maya on Monday 11/25 |
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| Turnt Eats |
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| Turntsgiving Snaps |
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| even Ulghor was turnt |
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